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How Grammatically Sound Are You?; A quiz
Topic Started: Jun 23 2004, 03:45 PM (835 Views)
Greenspoint
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This is borrowed (read stolen) from the Heartland Forum:

How Grammatically Sound Are You? - A Quiz


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You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!
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AbFab
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Me, too! Big surprise from the English major who kicks ass at sentence diagramming and grammar, though, huh?

I was actually impressed with that quiz, as opposed to others I have seen posing as grammar quizzes on Quizilla or other user-created quiz sites. There was even a SUBJUNCTIVE! And a shall vs. will. Good stuff.

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English majors unite!

[doHTML]<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/BaalObsidian/1080162080_cturesgod3.jpg" border="0" alt="Grammar God!"><br>You are a <b>GRAMMAR GOD</b>!
<br><br>If your mission in life is not already to<br>preserve the English tongue, it should be.<br>Congratulations and thank you!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">How grammatically sound are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>[/doHTML]
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[doHTML]<img src="http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/2217/throne2cm4.jpg" border="0" alt="Extreme Grammar God!" height="500" width="400"><br>You are either a highly-evolved Space Alien, a Co-creator of the<br>English Language or <b><u>THE</u> GRAMMAR GOD</b>!
<br><br>You have obviously dedicated your life to preserving the English tongue. <br>You definitely have no life, are anal retentive* and are a nit-picker.**<br> Congratulations and good luck with life!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">How grammatically sound are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>[/doHTML]

*So, English Gurus, should this word or phrase be hyphenated? Decide before clicking here.

**Again English Gurus, should this word or phrase be hyphenated? Decide before clicking here.

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Also a God, though I was sweating it while waiting for the results. I was less than positive about three questions, and I know I've lost some of my edge over the years.

Did y'all look up the display for the other end of the spectrum?:

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You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION of the English tongue!

Unless this is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, bastard.
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Greenspoint
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I did look at the other possible options, and I don't recall seeing Big Tex's result in the list... :aeh
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:diablo
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LOL. :lol: I think BigTex created that one. :diablo

LOVE the guy at the other end of the spectrum. Do you think it's the guy who created it? I mean, how do you find so perfect a picture of a guy trying to cram a wooden spoon up his nose? Or whatever that is and whatever he's doing. . . .
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"You are a MASTER of the English language! While your English is not exactly perfect, you are still more grammatically correct than just about every American. Still, there is always room for improvement..."


Merely a master... Hmm... :ranting
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You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!

Muahahaha, feeble masters! :diablo
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New Oltan
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[doHTML]<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/BaalObsidian/1080162080_cturesgod3.jpg" border="0" alt="Grammar God!"><br>You are a <b>GRAMMAR GOD</b>!
<br><br>If your mission in life is not already to<br>preserve the English tongue, it should be.<br>Congratulations and thank you!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">How grammatically sound are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>[/doHTML]
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Only a Master... Not bad for a Computer geek, who really doesn't like completely proper English... I have a fondness for Vernacular and creative usage of words.
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"Posted Image" "Master!" You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect you are still more grammatically correct than just about every American.  Still, there is always room for improvement...

damn, only a master, but hey i am american not english.
and i was in the marine corps where we think libo is a word and centcom and we call each other devil dogs and think its cool.
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You're milk. You are creamy and tantalizing, and very nurturing. You are not always present, and you make people work in order to reach you. You are private and won't let just anyone take a sip. You slosh around and never seem take any true form...Find some direction in your life, milky man!

Which bodily discharge are you?
Click this!
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You're blood. You're all over the place, but you definitely keep things moving. You're thick, but sweet. You enjoy others' physical pain. And you keep coming back until you finally clot. Some people faint when they see you.
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We had that one too Jmac, but didn't feel like posting a bloody person.... :spin
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I'm a grammar god too....and milk
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[doHTML]<img src="http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/2217/throne2cm4.jpg" border="0" alt="Extreme Grammar God!" height="500" width="400"><br>You are either a highly-evolved Space Alien, a Co-creator of the<br>English Language or <b><u>THE</u> GRAMMAR GOD</b>!
<br><br>You have obviously dedicated your life to preserving the English tongue. <br>You definitely have no life, are anal retentive* and are a nit-picker.**<br> Congratulations and good luck with life!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">How grammatically sound are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>[/doHTML]

*So, English Gurus, should this word or phrase be hyphenated?  Decide before clicking here.

**Again English Gurus, should this word or phrase be hyphenated?  Decide before clicking here.

Big Tex
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LOL, now this should of been one test I should of stayed far away from but I had to see. And I thought I did pretty good, but the test says another story. And I shall post what they said. Right here under the Grammer God, lol


You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION of the English tongue!



Unless English is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, Bastard.

They don't know but I have my own dictionary so ha
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You are a STUDENT of the English language!



You are on your way to becoming gramatically sound; however, you must keep studying if you ever want to become a master. You do manage to speak better than most Americans, but then again, that's not really saying too much. Keep studying, little Student.



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Er, whoops. This quiz doesn't seem to be active anymore. That sucks. I so wanted to find out if I was a Grammar God! :D
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